I had the misfortune of going to the once famous Chuck-E-Cheese’s for my nieces birthday party this weekend. When I was a child, this was a place of wonder and excitement. Now, you are greeted by hand stamps to ensure no child is taken and two police officers standing guard. It was loud, smelly, crowded and probably the worst place on earth. Well, at least for someone like me with social anxiety. I guess what I’m trying to say is partake in this dark carnival at your own risk.