Just the other day, I was walking around with a sock that went unnoticed, jammed into my pant leg. Unfortunately it was in a position that could not have been played off as a massive wang.
Had a coworker that stuffed a Christmas sausage down his pants. He went out to the Production area where most of the women worked and showed it off. One of the bolder women grabbed it and squeezed it – it fell down his pants to his knee, he told her that she had gone and made it hard.
I keep count of socks when I do laundry so this never happens.
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