Ah yes, the most terrifying thing a woman can tell a man…”I told the server that it’s your birthday.” What a cruel fate for both the recipient and the employee. Also, bear semen.
Oh. I didn’t know the bears had a navy…. Wakka Wakka.
Long and hard and full of…honey;)
I think you mean “mmmm.”
I live in Alaska, and I can confirm that this is… only half true
I am not going to ask which…let me have my mental images:)
How did he… Why did he…
The fuck, Javis!
I’ve never been one to shy away from my age or birthday (which actually was last Thursday) so not sure if that is the best reaction.
Bear semen… I’ll leave that for someone else to decide.
Happy belated! Mine was last Friday;)
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