I defy anyone to tell me that a breast massage will not make anyone feel better*
*generally the person giving the massage.
It’s not always the person giving the massage, but usually. I think the typical response to a breast massage is an eye roll.
It usually results in a hand slap for me.
That too.. lol.
Please tell that to my naked, hairy man-breasts.
A breast is a breast.
Almost put “Squeee”
Massage their back first, also might want to start running away.
You say “You look tired. Would you like a massage?” when she replies that yes she is tired and a massage would be great that is when you go in for the breast massage. She’ll either be too exhausted to chase you down and beat you, or she’ll jump up and beat the crap out of you. If the latter happens then you say “See I woke you right up!”
NOTE: Results may vary.
I’d start with the back if those damn things weren’t like sirens…calling me to their rocky shores.
Boobies are SUPER hard to resist. You must learn to resist young padawan.
Huh, my wife never seems to mind at all…. are you sure you are doing it right?
I practice ALL THE TIME!
You’re not doing it right then. Women loves them some boobie feeling ups. Try with your mouth. That’s good fun for everyone.
You know.. kiss it and make it better and all that.
Truer words were never spoken!
i got kicked ina nuts one time nobody wanted to kiss it better (basterds)
Sometimes… I think you and Eric are one and the same.
first i read “beast massage” but maybe that is sometimes the result.
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