Just totally misunderstood. He doesn’t want to bite or harm…he wants to chat. We had a dog once that we kept chained up all the time and she would wrestle anyone who entered her pit to the ground and humped their heads (this is not a joke). She also was a zombie. In order to kill her, we had to put her through a wood chipper and incinerate the remains. We are not totally sure she is gone.
So kids, if you see a large ball with fangs barking at you, try starting a conversation with it.
Happy (Return to Ravnica) Friday!