Roused from my slumber by my own chortle, this is the actual phrase I fumbled for my phone to frantically type before succumbing again to sweet slumber. I awoke excited by the idea that I had dreamt something amazing…not quite as amazing as I had hoped. As you can see below, this is a screen capture of the actual note.

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Happy Monday,

Javis