AH HA HA!
A dick pun that actually made me laugh. Good job.
Thank you my friend:)
I don’t get it…
Was it because Jesus called him the Rock, and rocks are hard? But that is a stretch. So I’m just gonna say I don’t get it.
I think it’s more that “Peter” is another word for “Dick”. I don’t really get the punchline either though.
Yeah, peter is a dick…I’m sad. I thought this one was GOLD! I’ll try harder…get it?
Saint Richard is harder than Saint Peter.
He’s the hardest.
If there was a Saint Richard, it would be perfect.
Looked it up AND THERE IS! There is also a St Wang and St Shlong (A boy can dream can’t he?)
If you carefully go through the vast list of Chinese Christian martyrs, you might find a Wang, but you’ll feel depressed and guilty by the time you do. That’s a lot of blood to wallow around in for a punchline.
Wang, didn’t he and Jack “Shake the pillars of Hell” at some point?
I’m with Saeed on this one. How can we have people on the Internet NOT know one of the many slang terms for male member? T’was a hearty chuckle, indeed.
I mean, what are they teaching kids in school today?
Life well spent if that is all there is to it.
Something about a pearly gate.
Damn it! (opportunity missed)
I dont get it.
Peter is a slang for Dick? You Americans are weird. Like. Weird. You know?
The thing about Americans, is that everything we say can mean “penis” under the right circumstances.
Yeah there’s a lot of archaic slang for dicks that really aren’t used much anymore. When I was a youth Johnson and John Thomas were also used.
…made it kind of weird for me to know that my grandfather’s name was Peter Johnson
I call mine “Landing Gear.”
Da-hurr, I read it as ‘handing gear’.
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