Dire Warningon November 15, 2016 at 3:33 pm
I have a very loud and (as far as I can tell) unpredictable sneeze. It strikes fear in those around me, then anger. I’ve tried to create a warning system but it always fails as I have mere nanoseconds before the blast wave. Not to mention my body is locked in the “pre sneeze convulsion.” I guess I’ll just have to get an air horn.