Guys, I’m not that dumb. I know a woman’s reproductive cycle is the result of some magic or sorcery. It’s so obvious that it’s just a ruse planned by all women everywhere to annoy men. Right? RIGHT?
Baby, you light up her world like nobody else.
Unless they have matches or some other form of fire starting device…then they’d light her the same.
You may get better results if you sacrifice that ice cream to her. It will gladly suffer so you need not to.
Ah, an offering, I like your style.
If there are going to be sacrificial offerings, probably chocolate would be the way to go.
I hear that once you go chocolate…
I like to think that eating ice cream while wearing a scarf warrants burning at the stake, too.
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