From Mirkwood to Lothlórien …wood elves just want the same thing.
That wood elf never did call me back
I don’t remember that in the porn version.
Well, if they’re anything like Solomon Grundy, they’ll want pants too.
And unbeknownst to them, THAT’S when you strike!
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