Frigidon January 6, 2014 at 1:15 am
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In the grand tradition of nipples in this site, I’ve herby drawn the biggest to date. I know this will please some of you to great end. Others…not so much. To be clear, my nipples are not large. They are, in fact, very tiny. Sometimes I can’t even find them, or mistake them for a freckle or errant piece of lint. So that begs the question, “Why then, oh master of largely coddled nips, why do they pervade your strip?”, to which I reply, “I have no idea.”
But seriously, it’s like REALLY cold.
Wednesday until your nipples pop out,