Ok, I’m being modest…I’m probably a three stripe red belt in the art of masturbation.
…You need more Kung Fu…..
I dunno, if it’s leaving a red belt he might need less practice (or, I don’t know, lotion or something)
He is the chosen one.
You shake with your left hand?
Does this imply you’re a left-handed masturbator?
I use both;)
Who shakes/jerks it with their left hand?
‘Twas intentional as it just worked out visually better that way.
I think it was white, yellow, orange, blue, green, red, brown, and then black correct?
If we’re talking piddling the pud I am a 5th level Dan.
As a practitioner of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, it goes White, Blue, Purple, Black, Red (reserved for grandmasters)
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