Now I do have one hairy ass (fear not, I’m no stranger to man-scaping), but I’m am not saying that I think there rare little blue beings living off of my dangle berries. That would be weird…but it may also be awesome as long as they were a god fearing people and respected my anus biome.

Don’t know about the rest of you but here in Cincinnati we are bracing for looks to be the biggest snow storm of the season. I say, BRING IT ON!

May your Wednesday be filled with not working and throwing snow balls.