I choose to stay in the safety of my home as much as I can during the holidays as the closer it gets to Christmas, the less remorse other humans tend to have about being piles of shit.
I don’t leave my house on regular days, so I’m well-trained to weather the holidamned season.
The thumbnail on Twitter was just of panel 3, which let me to believe the strip was addressing recent civil unrest between many cities and their police departments. Filtered through that lens, the dialogue in panel 1 is all the more chilling.
But seriously, fuck malls and their rent-a-cops. With their “I can’t wait for an Auntie Anne’s after this shift” expressions and 3 spare magazines. Really, dude? When ebola terrorists invade your mall, you and your partner are gonna hold ’em off with 9-mils? Oh, I forgot, all those brave patriots who conceal carry will be able to pitch in and win the day.
Boy, am I grumpy this season.
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