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Whew…I struggled something’ fierce with this strip and I know what you’re thinking, got it was worth it. I mean, this is a masterwork of a jerking off joke. Please, quite down now, I have to finish this blog, hold your applause and rose/panty throwing until the end.
Really though Microsoft..you own Internet Explorer and even the Wii can surf the web <slowly shakes head in disgust> though I must admit I can’t give less of a shit about surfing the web with Kinect or any apparatus attached to my xbox.
People, I have a problem…Magic The Gathering consumes almost every one of my thoughts these days. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don’t know, turn out the lights, and I’ll glow. Amazon is kindly delivering to me little plastic cases to cover all of my cards with…and I am legitimately excited about this. Insert “you might be a nerd if” joke.
If there were another thing that I think about often these days, it’d be gold. This is the first year of my life that I have actually felt like I am improving. It’s a strange and wondrous feeling.
Well off to bed. I hope Friday pulls you into a closet and touches you on your pink parts.
Javis
It’s as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in horny excitement, and were suddenly silenced.
Yep, shame will make you ninja-like.
I had a dream once that I kept finding really good thumb drives and computer parts that people threw out, and I was legitimately thrilled. Woke up only to be angry it wasn’t true.
*insert you know you’re a nerd if joke*
Hands free masturbating? That’s what my android is for.
You can do that with an android? *amazon market place now*
NICE!!! Now I can totally Minorit Report all over facebook.
Hell yes you can…and if you want…I think you can have the Kinect record your every “movement.”
If it has java enabled, that mean hands free Minecraft or other games?
I doubt seriously they would allow that. Though they should.
Did somebody say XXXBox?
I think that movement will cause the browser to scroll.