I really do check under the toilet to make sure there are no cock hungry spiders…though I don’t think wang’s are technically in their diet.
Oh my god, so it isn’t just me that does this? Such relief 😛
A fellow weirdo! Welcome aboard!
I have more of a fear of things crawling up my ass~
other than things biting my dick, but it does sound unsatisfying~
I dont think i’d like mosquitoes biting my dick~
fun fact: Mosquitoes that suck blood are all female~
Male mosquitoes consume flower nectar~
blood sucking females~
My grandmother found a very confused squirrel in her toilet once. She even made the paper over it.
ha ha, is this a euphemism?
This one actually makes sense.
You’ll check now…and be better for it.
Last summer I went to Paris to visit some friends and I stayed at their place for 2 weeks or so.
Since I’m pretty much a shitting machine, I took a crap as soon as I got to their house.
I hadn’t even started to clean up when I felt something weighing on the back of my head, as if there was a clothes peg clinging to my hair.
I twitched my head and noticed something falling on my shoulder. I tried looking at it but it was too close to my neck so my beard touched it and it fell off. In a matter of milliseconds I perceived the unidentified object as a huge-ass spider (about as big as the palm of my hand) while it was falling on to my boxers.
Long story short, I panicked and threw my pants AND my boxers out the window after struggling to take them off.
tl;dr: A spider fell on to my boxers in my friend’s bathroom in Paris
Holy…All I can say is…NOPE!
When I was younger, a rat somehow swam up the pipes into our toilet and it was splashing around. After that my mom kept a heavy box of my little brother’s matchbox cars on it to weigh the lid down.
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