This is, of course, an actual fear I have. It’s dumb. I know. That said, I don’t actually collect all loose items in my house. I just really really want to.
I do this too but only because my stuff used to disappear at night all through my life but now my wife throws her stuff ontop of my stuff so no one not even me can find my stuff anyway
My wife does the same (are we secretly talking about our penises?)
I dont think we would mind as much if we were talking about penises being covered then thered be no point in complaining
Is that a thing? It should be a thing. It’s gotta be a thing.
I named it. So it is now, in fact, a thing.
It is, and it is yours. I think a tattoo is in order. Except that you could get an infection from that…IT”S HAPPENING AGAIN!
I was killed by a YoYo once…
Good thing it can only happen once…
That was me and I still have that banana.
The time is nearing…
oh that’s just great thanks a lot for reminding me i sleep in a room with 9 different types of sword in it. never mind all the weird types of daggers that only a serial killer would be able to use….oh..wait i know how to use them…welp see you next Monday!
That shit is bananas….. (I’m sorry, I have to make a “Hollaback Girl” reference every time I see a banana.)
I have odd little “quirks” as well. Mine are more sound related. Apparently I fall somewhere on the Autism spectrum (don’t know where, but I have dyspraxia). But I will sometimes repeat things I hear that sound funny or interesting to me when I see them on the TV (or in conversation with people which makes me sound like an asshole). And I also will “mock” certan sounds. When my husfriend locks the car and it honks I pretty much always got “honk” or “bonk”. If I don’t say it out loud I at least say it in my head and I fight the compulsion to say it. I really do struggle with not copying some sounds and words/phrases when I hear them. So while I don’t understand THAT particular compulsion, I do understand strange little “ticks”.
I just sleep with a machete by my bed in case of intruders. Then again I often have night terrors. I’ve have many a dream where I thought someone broke in while I was sleeping but I couldn’t move or wake up enough to do anything.
:: end ramble about how strange I am ::
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