We artists go through a thing like this sometimes (every fucking day). We doubt ourselves deeply, question our lives and invariably, make a comic about masturbation …or is that just me?
Ten foot tall dick statues in the front yard, because my neighbors complained about a semi-nude fairy in my private, fenced garden
Did they really? Is this a real story and if so can I see a pic of this sexy fairy?
Oh, it’s real all right. Unfortunately when you get a family the girl makes you get rid of all your ‘cool’ stuff.
It’s cool. I’ve got plenty of masturbation jokes for you if you’re feeling a little dry.
I see what you did there.
Damn man, don’t scare me like that!
Sorry, that was a little mean. Just rest assured, I’ll NEVER stop making comics:)
The world is a big dick joke so there will always be plenty of material.
Listen, it’s not how big the dick joke is, it’s how you use it…unless it’s a micr-dick-joke…then there’s nothing you can do about it.
Annnd he’s back baby!
Yep, that was a close one. I can always count on my number one passion…Masturbating.
Waiiiiit a secnod. You have such a hot wife and you still got to master-bait!?… life is hell, isnt it?
Yes, thats the tragedy of it all. I have a hot wife and I still NEED to masturbate all the time!
Well you don’t want the pipes to clog up with all that manliness.
When I feel my Twitter feed is getting a bit dry I randomly scream “penis”
The lack of replies and favorites assures me that everyone is still loves me.
Speaking of which, I need to go do that right now…
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