What? No! Who told you that she makes me sleep on her lap nude and fetch her slippers with my mouth…that’s absurd. She lets me wear my thong and I fetch the paper.
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Big news at the Legacy Control Compound! The cable guy is here and he is fixing my internets! So now, I won’t be too depressed to carry on while trying to play…well…anything online! Turns out something happened to our wires outside (squirrel, wind or something) and we have been getting a weak ass signal for months now. I knew I wasn’t crazy…I knew it [nude in the corner talking to myself.]
Happy Friday!
Javis
Most pets have a better life than their owners.
yes…albeit short.
Well, its not like length is an indicator for quality
This is true:)
owners that do have pets~
Are actually the slaves to their pets~
feeding them, grooming them, picking up their shite~!
The only downside would prolly be the slight chance of being NEUTERED~
That and being put in those little vests.
Or the cones.
Or the peanut butter.
I’m fairly convinced my hubby is actually a cat in a human’s body, so you know. It happens.
Ha, so he’s a furry?
That would be a human in a cats body.
You should get fiber optics if you have it available to you. It’s offered through Cincinnati Bell and it’s a fantastic service I’ve yet to have a single issue with it and it’s fast.
I check almost weekly if its available in my area…alas, not yet.
DRUG PUG!!!!!
I got a dollar!!
For you…free.
Almost the same hair ratio as drug pug.
Probably more in the but region.
Not sure if based on a true story. I don’t want to know, either.
If I said it were true…would you still respect me in the morning?
Man, what happened to DP’s face?
Oh, yeah. Drugs.
Yeah, he got a little loose in the face…is that a saying?
Am I the only one who so “dp” as double-penetration? Javis you sly dog, slipping a sex joke in right under our noses
You win the prize;)