The point is…I need to cut my grass.
At first I thought she meant something else.
I failed to cut my lawn long enough that the city hired someone to do it for me. $125.
I failed to cut my lawn for so long people thought it was an empty lot and started dumping their garbage there
Is that a Sasquatch? Hell with mowing, set up a tourist trap!
Ah the Feels
I actually got a notice from the fire department.
We have a file for “City ordinance notices”. I think we’re going to use it for crafts.
Laziness is an ugly word. I prefer selective actions
I like that. Gonna try it on my wife.
Holy sh*t, that’s Bigfoot!
Plant some exotic trees, rocks and stuff like that and say its a jungle.
Noone will ask you again to mow the grass.
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