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I would drove to tell you this really happened…well actually, thats exactly what I’m going to tell you. It happened. It was wasn’t a peanut though…it was money…and it wash,t my hard boner, it was my hand. I actually just handed my doctor money. But this way is way more interesting.
I have no medical training so I can’t be sure but I think my thumb bone is exposed. Don’t fret, I didn’t cut it or anything, its from friction. Friction from running the thickest of digits across a directional button over and over a gain. Why you may ask? My answer is simple. Skullgirls.
I also got some good MtGTCG in Friday, and had a little too much alcohol. I can’t help but think that fact contributed to the loss of the final game. I had one opponent put away and the other on the ropes. I failed to read one card…and it cost me the game. It was fun:)
We can only hope that Monday suffers the same torment it issues.
Javis
I think I’ll be taking some of that.
It doesn’t do this…well not all of it. Actually the only thing it does do is the boner part…so enjoy!
Figures James would be here. I was thinking you are being influenced too much by those Obscure Gentlemen guys..haha
I thought I’d never see tricks like that outside the darker side of the internet. Also this is like the 10th time the punchline is your boner and I still find it hilarious don’t stop the awesome
It is my one true dream to make people laugh from boner jokes:)
That’s all the convincing I need. Can I get that over the counter or need a prescription?
Over the counter, I can shoot it over a house! Oh the Lexapro..yeah you need a prescription.
Now that’s some real “in your face” psychoanalysis!
Yep, a real nut shot.
Man! You could probably compete for the Olympic pole vaulting team! You may be subject to drug testing though…
I think nut boner tossing should be a new Olympic event…thanks for the idea, I’m going to write a letter!
Dane Cook would be so proud!