As some of you may or may not already know, I dislike pooping in public. In fact, if there is a phobia related to it…I’ve got it. If I haven’t cropped a deuce for the day, I won’t, nay CAN”T leave the house. I do, in fact, give a little squeeze, if I’m even the slightest bit uncertain that my bowels have been voided. I has resulted in some near calamities.

Happy Friday,