Probably one of the most neglected ailments of (wo)mankind. Why isn’t there foundations and charity pledges to cure this vile illness? I need to become a famous athlete and start a foundation. Everyone will wear red rubber bands around their wrists and it ail be called; The Bleed Less foundation.
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Happy Wednesday,
Javis
Yeah, I say it all the time. If this happened to us guys we’d lose our shit once a month. “Oh, sweet merciful shit, I’m peeing blood…again!!!!”
Wait…so you don’t pee blood? [schedules doctor appointment]
Mankind has always been doomed. We should never trust something that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die…
DOOMED!
The crimson tide cometh.
It would be so much scarier if the Alabama defensive line were all PMS-ing women.
My recommendation: release and seek sanctuary at a friend’s place until symptoms disappear. Direct contact should be avoided unless wearing full body armor and making generous offerings of chocolate on the top of every hour while awake. Reasoning is impossible and should not be attempted under any circumstance.
Ladies, we’re laughing with you, not at you. Nature is our common enemy here. That’s why I’m in favor of human genome manipulation. Just think; menstruation-less Taylor Swift lookalikes! Scientific progress, away!
As long as they only LOOK like Taylor Swift, she is probably a shitty girlfriend seeing as how she gets dumped constantly. I mean all her songs are about breaking up.
You know, I think we can just do better all around than Taylor Swift. Just say no to cloning Taylor Swift!
I approve of this. We don’t need more of her.
Not just about breaking up. There is that pseudo-stalker-y “You Belong With Me” and I’m sure there are others like it too.
I though Frank was lending some Wayne clones over to Rabs for a minute.
Ha, I’d take some clones of Nora.
if you ever find a cure for that please let me know…
I make sure Rabs keeps you on his mailing list;)
Listen carefully, THE CURE IS CHOCOLATE AND FLATTERING LIES!
[scribbles furiously in notebook]
A lesbian that I knowtold me that she is really irritated over the fact that she has to participate in that bleeding once a month ritual.
I won’t get into how that topic came up.
I’d have liked to have listened to that conversation.