I know it’s a bit of cliché but my first “O” was actually on the rope in gym class. I was climbing and climbing, then soothing started to happen. I tingled all over and it felt wonderful. Well, by the time I reached the rafters, I hadn’t “finished” and I continued the motion of climbing and sliding. I remember the gyms teacher be embarrassed and the other kids wondering what I was doing. What was I doing? Making that rope my wife.
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OMG best “first time” story ever!
Thanks angel. It was a pleasure. Literally.
Nooo..rope..how could you?
Guess the rope either cheated on me or on you…
I cant really picture how that was pleasurable
It was the thrusting motion, over and over and over.
I wouldn’t call that a cliché, that’s by far the most original (and funny) “first time story” I’ve ever heard.
Ha, well thanks DonRobo but It’s a “thing” for sure. As seen here – http://youtu.be/9ytcAVWB_Hc
That’s an unfortunate place to get rope burn…
Didn’t even touch the rope. Purely the “humping motion.”
I give you this. It is for your anxiety. http://leftoversoup.com/archive.php?num=519
I’ve never got off by climbing rope, but I have got off by smoking it.
Bet first time story I have ever heard in my life.