I’m not saying that it’ll work every time…but it’ll work some of the time and that’s good enough for me.
So this works 10% of the time, tops?
.005 I think
Say to her, “I’m glad you don’t want any vitamin P tonight, I’m bushed!” Within 48 hours, sex demanded.
“Vitamin P” I like that!
You’ll need a two-tone prophylactic for that, to make it look like a pill.
Ooo, good idea. Amazon will have it!
Is…is that…is that the first instance of him out-smarting his wife?
“I’ll be in my bunk.”
Naw, there have been a few. I’d say he will pay for it though:)
And the puppeteer smiled, proud with himself…
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