Our schedules are not actually that different (not like it used to be in the old days) but I do tend to get up much earlier than my wife and she goes to bed much later. It has it’s benefits:)
I only see my family for about fifteen minutes each day before I go to work. I work
nights so I sleep all day, even on my nights off. Sometimes I even miss them.
You work all night and you sleep all day? So, you’re a reverse lumberjack? I bet you wear men’s clothing and everything!
So what does your job entail, installing telephone poles?
I work security. They call me ‘Mr. No’. I call myself ‘tourist-herder’.
Reminds me of one of the characters in the Discworld series. Sargeant Colon and his wife have managed many years of happiness by him working nights, and her working days, leaving notes for eachother and dinner’s in the oven.
You can still have a lot of sex in the retirement home now thanks to a wide variety of pills so no need to worry about being too old to have fun!
I’m gonna get me some of them pills right away!
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