Guys, I poop a whole lot. I eat a lot of veggies and have a pretty high metabolism. I get at least 2 in a day, AT LEAST! Tell me I’m not alone here.
I do as well. I have pretty much my whole life. When I wake up, after I drink a bunch of coffee, at least once or twice otherwise and always once before bed (or at least try to since it’s very uncomfortable to sleep when you feel like you have to poop).
The people around me find it very strange that I do this. I find it strange that they go maybe once a day, sometimes two in some cases.
Unfortunately for me, having to do this has gotten me in trouble at work for being late at the start of my shift, since I often have to go a few hours before I can hit up the bathroom at work and make sure I get SOMETHING out before I go in and have to deal with that, and also for taking breaks longer than ten minutes.
I know it’s because of my diet partially but even when I eat healthier foods I’ll end up in the shitter anyway. It wasn’t until I started working my current job that I even realized this isn’t normal for other people. I get nagged about it constantly and it’s like “I can’t help it, I have little actual control.”
It’s probably a bad thing that I use coffee to regulate it some.
Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to be normal but meh, I just need to find a job that doesn’t care about how much and when I use the bathroom. 😛
I used to be a once daily guy (after breakfast/coffee) but lately I’ve been having double duty pretty regularly (though second is late night, which is inconvenient, if only because it delays sleep)
We’re doing this, we’re having poop-talk as the primary topic of the comments. God help us all 😛
I often have a two-flusher. That’s where there is a danger of the bowl overflowing so you have to flush mid-poop to reset.
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