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Yep, the greatest and most powerful knight to ever walk the earth…Elton John! I hear he was often teased growing up because he was a knight. Fucking kids man. Anyway, I’ve been thinking a lot about racism lately. Like, is it still racism if the things you think about other races are all positive? Also, if you call someone a racist…doesn’t that make you a racist? Think about it.

Happy Monday!