Though I am having some bowel issues at the moment, I am not actually bleeding from the anus (my blood or anyone else’s.) I left you wondering, wondering how the hell this could even happen? What sequence of events lead to Aggro bleeding someone else’s blood from his own buns? It’s intoxicating is it not? Anywho, Thragtusk is the best Magic card ever…end of story! #dealwithit

Happy Wednesday,