I get sad a lot, so much in fact that I think I might have actually become sadness. Then I drink so vodka and I think I’m just regular old sad again.
I’m bummed now…
That’s totally my bad.
I used to love whisky but now I’m on a KETO diet. So gotta stick to the clear stuff.
Vodka? Well dang dude, that’s your problem right there! Russians are by default a morose lot (and who wouldn’t be under their circumstances?), so you need to switch to a happier alcohol. Maybe tequila, bourbon, ouzo, or even something more exotic like dramboui or grappa. 😉
I should try Gin, or rum.
Just play the good old game of Russian Roulette. Every morning just pick up a revolver, spin it with its one bullet, and if it doesnt kill ya, you live another day. That’s what I’ve been doing for seven years.
Welp, now I’m sadder:(
I’m pretty sure that’s statistically impossible, if it’s an accurate statement. Assuming it’s a six-shot revolver, there’s a one-in-six chance that each time you spin the cylinder the bullet will end up chambered to fire. Considering there are 365.25 days per year, that would mean that the cylinder did not land on the chambered bullet over 2,556 times in a row, which begs the question: if your luck is that good, why are you trying to shoot yourself? You should be in Las Vegas or Atlantic City! 😉
in a good well maintained revolver the loaded chamber always falls to the bottom
thats why you’re supposed to stop it mid spin before dumbassing your self in the head
I’m not completely convinced that the revolving bit is supposed to be so loose that gravity can take over, also I’m pretty sure that the chamber closest to the top is the one that fires, not the bottom
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