If I could please myself orally as much as I self-deprecate…I’d be a happy man. You know what they say, the best way to keep a man happy is his balls empty and his belly full…ew.
Why, you’d be able to keep yourself fed, hydrated & “satisfied” forever. You’d be a 1-man human-centipede!
Centipede of one.
One would need some excellent flexibility for that.
And/or a massive dong.
Its easy. Just remove a rib like Marilyn Manson.
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