Listen ladies, I’m not saying all nice men you meet are trying to get into your pants…oh wait, yeah I am!
Paranoia for the win.
It’s a tool we must use to it’s fullest potential.
I want your pants
Do what now?
Oh my God I did this! I went looking for a girl I met in a club, and her car was dead on the side of the road! I gave her a jump and we ended up dating a few times.
Or maybe it was all a plan of hers…….
And it all worked out! See, stalking isn’t always bad!
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