So I was speaking with a co-worker today about lunch and the told me he would be eating a staple of every midwesterners diet, some “Whities”. If you dont know what this is, Google forth my friends. They truly are tasty, especially when you are drunk off your ass. I am guessing they named these tiny burgers “sliders” due to the fact that they are so small that they slide right down your gullet. Whities, on the other hand, tend to slide out of your body the next day. In an extremely violent and messy fashion. I am talking about diarrhea here people.

Javis