My wife tells me stories like this all the time. She needs to take a creative writing class or something.
Dishes? Just eat from old Pizza Boxes.
Choose Your Marital Adventure!
Your wife asks you to do chores while she works on something important.
Do the chores, turn to page 8
Blow them off and watch Breaking Bad all day, turn to page 23.
oh oh, I’ve read this one: page 23 has her set fire to your crotch at night, right?
Page 23 is an ad for their other book, Choose Your Own Middle-Aged Bachelor Adventure.
I hate that page.
It’s like, why did they even put it in there?
Ah yes, a tale of non-adventure and nega-excitement!
Yeah, but in a good way!
I find that in my wife’s work I can get enough chores done in 1 hour to leave enough time to snap my banjo string fapping, let it heal and play few more tunes on it.
I meant “in my wife’s work day” but it sounds better with the mistake lol
Ha, yep, sounded better the first way;)
Listening to “the neverending story” right now..
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