It was his jizzums all along! She should be grateful as I’ve heard it has rejuvenating qualities. Also, to be fair, at this point she should know how Aggro would’ve reacted.
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Javis
Honest mistake.
She can’t blame him.
Should have cleared the Terms, before stipping her clothes down.
After that Moment the male brain usually only jumps conclusions in the naughty direction.
Yep, this one’s on her…literally.
Put some on her face in about 30 minutes or so.
“Hey, would you also like some lip balm?”
Some things mean different things when clothes are gone.
It really doesn’t matter to Aggro, it always means the same:)
There should be a word for that, a state of constant mental nudity
*Begins to google*
So wrong, and yet so hilarious. 🙂 I mean, seriously, how could she not figure out he wasn’t using sunscreen lotion?
I think cartoons have fewer nerve ending in their skin.
If anything I would’ve suggested her my own personal hand crafted brand “Spunk”. Though with little to no SPF and a takes about several minutes to prepare and apply, it’s guaranteed one hundred percent for all women to enjoy. Now selling at $3.50 a bottle, may cause blindness on eye contact and possible pregnancy. No refunds after purchase.
I can imagine this product being on Shark Tank.