This is only a slight exaggeration.

I believe, having been initiated into the dark world of the IT department, that people are like snakes. They are like snakes in that they are generally more afraid of you than you are of them, in the world of technical support that is.

I have learned many a thing in my short time in the IT department, many a nefarious thing. Initiation into this coven is not unlike other fraternal orders. You have to drink some virgin blood, fuck a goat, drink some koolaid, you know the usual shit. When you see how much of the job is social engineering, it is a bit of a surprise.

Well I dont feel good, so I’m going to bed. Goodnight.