I am not sure if The Benny Hill Show held as an esteemed spot in your respective spank annuls, but lo, it does in mine. I remember it’d be on (I can’t help but think this was intentional) right after school. The time for my adolescent desires were at their peak. To this day, I have a pavlovian response to the theme song (hint: it involves a boner.)

As for The Fappening… I honestly feel terrible for all those who got hacked and I can imagine how violated they feel. I think the biggest take away form the whole incident is that iCloud (if this is truly where the hack happened) is not a safe home for our information.

Javis