Ah Bums…the most dangerous game. Or I guess it’d be the stinkiest.
I laughed, I think maybe I shouldn’t have but I did.
I’ll save us a spot in hell, at the kiddie table.
At least it’ll be warm!
I would normally say drink the blood of your kill to gain their powers but his might give Rabs a disease or six.
Or at least get him drunk.
At first i didn’t laugh…but then i saw Aggro’s smile at end and it put a warm feeling in my heart…Feel Good Strip of the month?
I’m helping people!
No, bums are the most dangerous game. I’m pretty sure you’d have an easier time hunting a soft, squishy, uppity business executive used to the good things in life than you would a drunken crazed hobo man who has to fight a pack of starving feral dogs for every meal.
And once he’s chased THEM off, he has to dispatch the alley cat.
But if you had a dollar he’d let you do whatever you wanted…whatever…you…wanted…
I agree with ‘That Guy’ Bums (Hobos) are the most dangerous game. Aside from previous points listed, they can also fashion crude tools and weapons….most notable of these is the ‘Hobo spear’ which is usually a shard or (if they hobo is particularly fortunate) an entire broken bottle tied to a stick. Such weapons are not to be trifled with.
(I am also fully aware I am a terrible person and I can assure you that I have lake-front property in hell and that warm O’douls will be what I drink for all of eternity.)
That or alcohol free lima. That sounds like a hell drink.
sadly this would be more humane than what city councils and politicians are do about the homeless situation now
Right? I mean, bums are delicious! I mean…
if your not going to eat your kill then its just wrong and goodwill could always use the shoes (oh but dont go making hobo trousers out of actual hobos they’re kind of itchy plus i had to shoot mine again when they ran off with my wallet)
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