To be fair, I should’ve probably committed these laws to text and let them decipher it across many generations and languages without any guidance. That would’ve probably been my best bet.
And then you shouldve burned them.
And Lo, it was done.
This is more accurate than I would like.
My feeling with trees in general. It’s one thing to burn a colony of small ants but OH GOD FORBID trying to burn an entire forest down with a makeshift flamethrower. People these days.
Trees attack my nostrils every spring and fall…they deserve fire!
The abominable exhibitionists! Having a public orgy like that.
Were they fire ants? It makes a big difference.
They are now, amirite:)
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