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Just go, go now and google Sniper Elite v2 exploding balls. Then go download the demo and explode your own balls…that is the balls (digital) of german soldiers. It really is satisfying. OUtside of that, the game has mediocre graphics, wonky control and to be honest, seems a bit dated. I don’t mean dated because it’s a WWII shorter. It feels like it could be on the PS2. That is, of course if it didn’t have the fantastic Mortal combat/Deadliest Warrior, bullet time organs exploding feature. It really does make the game. So much so, I may have to buy it.
Sorry for the short blog today folks. It’s after midnight and I am just now posting.
At least its Friday.
Javis
HA! By Hitler’s Tits. Wow, I vow to use that at least once today! Well done.
Thanks:)
Aim for one head, and shoot the other. And if that was intentional… I’d better start sucking up just in case you can shoot me through the Internet.
Oh, the ball shot is a much more coveted prize.
“For your skill and daring, and the successful execution of a testicle shot, we hereby award you the MEDAL OF AWESOME and as much pizza as you like.”
The ball-exploding is pretty tight, but I didn’t enjoy the demo that much (Orcs Must Die, on the other hand, was fun). It tries to do too many things at once. I’d whip out the binoculars when I was trying to crouch behind a wall… maybe I’m just inept. Or maybe they could have taken out a few features (gasp!) and focused on the sniping mechanics, not Gears of War with Nazis.
yeah, I kind of felt the same, but the bullet time shots are really satisfying. Without it…I would not even be considering this one.
At least he missed the penis.
A penis with out balls is like…nope its just a penis without balls.
How this didn’t make it into Inglorious Bastards, I’ll never know.
I believe it’s in the deleted scenes. I think they actually did it with a baseball bat though.
At least he can say his family jewels were lost during the War.
Not so much lost as ceased to be.
You realize that the demo is the ALPHA ver. right? It’s not the final product. – Also it’s addictive as shit.
I do realize that, yes. Not really the point of the joke though. I actually enjoyed the demo very much…as a matter of fact…I think I will go shoot some balls right now:)
That was awesome.
Thanks!