We only have a finite time to let our freak flag fly so if you tell us that you won’t be home for a while and you get back early, don’t be shocked at what you may or may not see.
I know of a guy with a chest full of adult toys… (It’s not me.) (Seriously.)
That blood chilling moment when you’re being you and a housemate comes home earlier then expected. If you’re lucky you weren’t so distracted you don’t hear them come in. : /
And you turn into a NASCAR tire changing crew:)
She hit the nail on the head. Men do things behind closed doors that women don’t want to see and if you don’t stick to the time given then they were asking to see it.
They really don’t want to know.
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