Your intrepid, humble, and dashingly handsome editor would like to join the writers and staff here at Control Freaks in wishing you a happy, filling, and bullshit-free Thanksgiving. If you’re traveling, like me, please drive/fly safely and don’t provoke the TSA unnecessarily… we need your page views, and you’re no good to us dead or in Guantanamo Bay.

Unless they have wifi at Gitmo… which I won’t at Grandma’s house. In any case, no article for today, but we’ll be back next week.


The Editor